A year after quitting his job as a data scientist, a friend of the author was inspired to converse with an AI chatbot, ChatGPT. After an intimidating preview of the rap battle between his friend and the chatbot, the author decided to give it a try. What transpired between the author and the chatbot was a therapeutic and metaphorical closing of one door and opening of another. This experience allowed the author to reconnect with his past and apply some transferrable skills to his new job in healthcare.